Protein Shaker Fire Extinguisher Graphic Tee, Emergency Gains

$27.99
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One photoreal hero object: a protein shaker built like a fire extinguisher, pressure gauge and all, with a chocolate scoop swirling inside. This graphic tee is for the person who treats a missed meal like a five alarm emergency. It reads clean from across the room and rewards a closer look with the tiny 'IN CASE OF SKIPPED MEAL' label.

Protein timing is half meme, half religion in the lifting world, and this design leans into the joke with a straight face. The metallic red body and shaker ball detail make it feel like a real product photo, not a cartoon. Great gift for the friend who owns nine shakers and washes exactly none of them.

  • Photoreal shaker and fire extinguisher fusion with a working pressure gauge
  • Chocolate protein swirl and visible shaker mixing ball inside the glass
  • Hidden 'IN CASE OF SKIPPED MEAL' label for the second glance

Comfort Colors 1717, garment-dyed, unisex fit.

details

100% combed cotton.

shipping & returns

ships in 3–5 days. 30-day returns on unworn items.