UFO Cow Abduction Graphic Tee, Deadpan BRB Meme

A flying saucer beaming up one extremely unbothered cow, captioned simply BRB. Flat, lo-fi and deadpan, this is for the person whose entire personality is a raised eyebrow. This graphic tee is the kind of dumb-smart joke that gets a snort in the grocery line and a follow request afterward.

Abduction humor is internet comfort food, and the funniest version is the one that refuses to explain itself. No wall of text, no exclamation points. Just a cow, a beam, and a two-letter goodbye. It leans into the flat meme aesthetic on purpose, because polish would ruin the joke.

• Two color flat print with the classic thick meme outline
• One deadpan cow, one tractor beam, caption reading BRB
• Reads as a joke instantly, no context required

Comfort Colors 1717, garment-dyed, unisex fit.